3/22/2006

There's a Fortune to be Made!



What would you do if you found yourself in new york with a guitar?

Wakka Wakka.

--DON'TGIVEUPYET!--

3/21/2006

Laugh it up Fuzz-ball!



There is something hypnotic about New York for those of us who have never been there. It is a place where dreams come true for some and other lie helpless in a gutter until their prescriptions are filled at the mental hospital.

On the hiatus: I ran out of funny. I'm sorry. I'll try and make sure it doesn't happen again.

--PRESORTEDFIRSTCLASSMAIL--

3/06/2006

Why Not To Enjoy Science



Once in a while an inventor comes along who is so profound that we kill them. I just want to assure everyone here today, I am not one of them. Seriously. I just draw a couple of comics. I'm not even famous. At all. In fact, if there was a famousness scale I'd have negative points.

--INEEDALIMOANDATUX--

3/05/2006

BBQ Ribs



When you have the kind of weekend that I just survived, it's important to remember one thing. Don't mess with Texas. Saturday was the day I tried to mess with Texas, and though I won $5, I believe I lost in the long run.

--SAVORTHEMOMENT--

3/02/2006

Bartender! Another!



Well, if that ain't a bitch of a way to have a Friday. And here I was all excited. Oh well. For more excitement, come back Monday. There'll be fireworks. Metaphorical fireworks. The best kind there are.

--DONOTEXPECTMUCHONMONDAY--

3/01/2006

Todd Told Me to Hang-up on You



When I see someone on the street that I know, I usually ignore them. This is for two reasons, the first being that people make me nervous in general. I'm agoraphobic. The second reason is that I'm worried that I've committed some act of horrible transgression in their presence and they are will hold it against me. What does this have to do with the comic? Nothing. Nothing at all.

--WELLAREN'TWEODD!--

2/28/2006

Send me Your Vivacious



When you find something valuable in the backyard, you pick it up. Shouldn't you print out a copy of this comic and store it in your secret place until a time when you will either use it as a force for good or throw it out? That's what I'm doing with it.

--COMPLETETHESURVEYWINFREEGASFORLIFE--

To Smithereens



There's nothing quite like a Tuesday. You must hear it in the original Klingon for it to really have the impact it deserves though. This commment is meant to be the perfect cure for Tuesdays. The other days of the week...you're just screwed. But Tuesdays, I got your back.

--I'MHEREFORHERPLEASURE--