Todd Told Me to Hang-up on You

When I see someone on the street that I know, I usually ignore them. This is for two reasons, the first being that people make me nervous in general. I'm agoraphobic. The second reason is that I'm worried that I've committed some act of horrible transgression in their presence and they are will hold it against me. What does this have to do with the comic? Nothing. Nothing at all.

--WELLAREN'TWEODD!--